Consumables – Novelty Gift Ideas

Testicle Tea Bag

giftguy — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 22:20:46 +0000

Prank gift for a friend or enemy with a reusable tea bag in the shape of testicles.

Tea of a Kind Black Tea, Peach Ginger, 16 Ounce

giftguy — Thu, 04 Jan 2018 09:39:11 +0000

Simply twist our patented gizmo closure and delivery system to instantly mix 100% natural, real brewed black tea with refreshing flavors of peach and ginger

Portable Toolbox BBQ

giftguy — Mon, 06 Nov 2017 18:26:11 +0000

Cooking alfresco get the right tool for the job. Made from steel and coated in super high temperature Red paint, this BBQ looks like a classic metal toolbox but unfolds to reveal a warming rack and storage tray for those essential condiments. It features a whopping 8×15 inch stainless steel grill area, removable fuel tray for your charcoal and an adjustable vent to control the flow of oxygen over the hot coals. The ideal gift for an outdoorsy type (or that friend of yours who takes a beach BBQ just a bit too seriously).

Boobie Milk Dispenser

giftguy — Sat, 04 Nov 2017 21:13:14 +0000

THE Handful Boobie Coffee Creamer Holder.

Misfortune Cookies

giftguy — Tue, 24 Oct 2017 14:50:26 +0000

These cookies may be deliciously crunchy, but they’re also tough to swallow – because you can be sure that they won’t predict eternal love or unimaginable wealth. Quite the opposite. They can be really nasty, brutally honest, truthful and direct, crude or pessimistic. And if we’ve forgotten anything, it’s not because it’s something more positive. But that’s what makes them so great! Because you’re left with no choice but to take them with a sense of humour. And that means one thing is guaranteed – LOTS OF FUN!

Check it out on Amazon UK

Long Long Gummy Cyandy Grape Flavor

giftguy — Sat, 21 Oct 2017 14:24:19 +0000

Kracie Gumi Tsureta a sugary powder mixed that turns into a gummy in that liquid.

Gummy Tsureta Soda

19 Crimes Australia Red Wine

giftguy — Sat, 14 Oct 2017 16:36:46 +0000

Bold and strong in character, this deep rich and golden Chardonnay is filled with stone fruit aromas and a sweet textured palate. The criminally intense toasty oak notes have hints of butterscotch and honey balanced with layers of ripe fruit. This full bodied, powerful wine finishes with rich notes of butter and vanilla.

19 Crimes Australia Red Wine on Amazon UK

Easy Hot Sandwich Toaster Bags

giftguy — Tue, 10 Oct 2017 19:29:42 +0000

Using the bag in toaster will keep it free of crumbs and eliminates the chances of cross-contamination

Zombie Cookie Cutters

giftguy — Tue, 26 Sep 2017 21:38:00 +0000

Make and serve zombie-themed cookies for your next gathering with these cutters.

Giant 10 Lb Toblerone Bar

giftguy — Tue, 26 Sep 2017 21:32:52 +0000

Toblerone is a unique example of outstanding product branding. You must have wondered at some point how Toblerone came by its strange name and striking good looks. Smooth milk handmade chocolate with honey and almond nougat. This jumbo 4.5 kg bar is perfect to give as a gift.

Cake Server

giftguy — Sat, 16 Sep 2017 18:34:02 +0000

MAKE DESSERT PRESENTATION BEAUTIFUL: Serving desserts, especially those with layers is a chore. Your cake almost always winds up on its side with the layers coming apart. Now you can keep the cake upright and intact with this perfect cake server. It holds the piece together while moving it to the plate so that gravity can’t ruin your evening.

Canned Unicorn Meat

giftguy — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:06:35 +0000

Unicorns, inevitably, frolic worldwide, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they are going. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Having a cue in the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled as well as the living bone inside the horn loses density in the process similar to osteoporosis. The horn’s surface of keratin sets out to develop a flavor very like candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn in to the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. Were confident you can find a arena of bewilderment in every single mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

Solar System Lollipops

giftguy — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 00:08:47 +0000

How do you organise a solar system lollipop party? You planet.
Fine, that joke may have been terrible, but the Solar System Lollipops are HEAVENLY!

Haagen Dazs Ice cream with App

giftguy — Mon, 03 Jul 2017 20:58:05 +0000

Delivered frozen on dry ice in a foam cooler.

Dinosaur Shaped Taco Holder

giftguy — Tue, 13 Jun 2017 21:35:34 +0000

Thought to be extinct the prehistoric taco holder is back… and ready to carry two of your favorite tacos on its back!

Candy Cotton Candy Maker

giftguy — Sun, 11 Jun 2017 15:12:14 +0000

Bring the carnival into your kitchen and get cotton candy in any flavor you would like, any time you want.

Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker transforms your chosen hard candy into deliciously fluffy cotton candy!

The simple-to-use maker just needs two components of candy and a few moments to spin a load in the nostalgic sugary snack. Since there’s hardly any other ingredients, your creation could have the authentic flavor from the candy you added having a light, airy texture. Test out your favorite candies to produce cotton candy flavors you can’t find in the midway.

Candy Cotton Candy Maker on VAT19

TIC TAC Spender Box with 60 Mini Boxes

giftguy — Sun, 21 May 2017 21:58:25 +0000

TIC TAC Spender Box with 60 Mini Boxes (each 3.9 GRAMS) Lilliput Edition. With 4 different flavours, each flavour with 15 Lilliput Mini Boxes.

iTouchless Bag Re-Sealer

giftguy — Fri, 12 May 2017 01:39:53 +0000

Combo pack (2 units in a pack) – Seals all plastic bags airtight in seconds, creates airtight seal that locks in freshness and flavor.