kindle – Novelty Gift Ideas

The Last Days of Thunder Child: Victorian Britain in Chaos!

giftguy — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 23:06:06 +0000

Pastiche story from H.G. Wells’ WAR OF THE WORLDS from the perspective of H.M.S. Thunder Child’s Royal Navy crew. The year is 1898 and the story unfolds through the eyes of an ironclad crew and a land-based clerk attached to the War Office, Mister Albert Stanley. Gradually everyone moves towards the dreadful outcome as the strange alien tripods rampage around Victorian Britain.

Random Illustrated Facts

giftguy — Sun, 26 Nov 2017 21:49:42 +0000

Trivia meets its match.

Did you know that Napoleon was once attacked by rabbits? Or that the Mars Rover sang itself “Happy Birthday”? How about the odd ingredient Civil War soldiers used to make coffee?

From Jupiter’s diamond showers to why pirates wore eye patches to the delightful link between dancing goats and the discovery of coffee, this collection of obscure and fascinating facts is brought to you by Mike Lowery, an illustrator and connoisseur of the offbeat. Featuring four gatefolds and hundreds of infographic webs that connect the trivia in dozens of surprising ways, it’s a little book that delivers endless delight.

How to Swear Around the World

giftguy — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 19:54:48 +0000

This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals. Phonetic pronunciation is provided so that readers can curse like a native, and handy illustrations provide visual guides to these foreign exclamations. Perfect for the international traveler who may need to wish an enemy a painful death, insult a person’s grandmother, or accuse someone’s mother of having intimate relations with bears in the forest.

Queen of Black Diamonds

giftguy — Fri, 17 Jun 2016 14:33:20 +0000

Order 99cents eBook and be entered into a prize draw to get a chance to win (Wireless Portable Water Resistant Bluetooth Speaker with Built in Microphone) Promotion ends June 30th.

Please send your names after purchase to kmonthlydraw@gmail.com to enter the draw or leave a review on product an usernames will be taken from there to enter draw.

Promotion ends June 30th 2017.

requirement:
1- purchase 99 cents eBook
2- send name confirmation to email above or place
review ( before June 30th ) to enter

Winner will be announced on 1st of July.

I Just Like To Look at You – Kindle Edition

giftguy — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 20:28:43 +0000

A fast-paced, passionate tale set in 2037 about a brief encounter between two destined souls. Sebastian is part of a crew about to embark on a ground-breaking mission. Ava is staying on the ground. Will the mission succeed? How would she deal with her feelings for Sebastian? How much time does it take to irrevocably alter the course of one’s life?
I hope you’ll enjoy the story.

The Longest Night: Sci Fi Thriller Short Story

giftguy — Tue, 26 Apr 2016 20:26:40 +0000

What would you do if you had to survive through the darkest and longest night on Earth?

One mistake in trajectory, and a tiny meteor was about to effectively end life on earth as we know it. Kayla, just a girl living in Seattle, whose boyfriend’s life was spared as he was sent on a special mission, had all the reasons to be terrified- to fight for her life against intruders, and to run for safety to the promised Habitat thousands of miles away. While the Impact Winter temperature was quickly going to freeze life and hope for most people on Earth, she had to believe there was a reason to never give up…