This Marvel x MadPax Spiderman Backpack holds everything required for your secret identity, like your Daily Bugle badge, your camera, and your tablet for taking notes. You can throw whatever you need in here, which is useful because there aren’t pockets in Spidey’s costume (unless it’s Rob Liefeld’s Spidey, but we’re going to just pretend like that didn’t happen). Hey, look! A backpack!

How can you be expected to lure sailors to their deaths on the rocks if you don’t have your magic comb to tame your long tresses after endless days in salt water? Or how can you possibly serve up hot, delicious coffee without the Sharpie with which to write someone’s (not)name? And don’t even think about forgoing your suntan lotion that stays on in the water. That’s why all mermaids carry this backpack. It is the official backpack of mermaids everywhere. Well, okay. It’s not waterproof. So you probably want to ensure everything inside is if you’re going diving with it. But other than that, it’s the perfect way to tote all your mermaid-y goodies with you wherever you go.

Funny cartoon backpacks and bags.