unicorn – Novelty Gift Ideas

Unicorn Tears Pink Gin Liqueur Miniature

giftguy — Thu, 01 Feb 2018 19:49:20 +0000

Valentine’s Day on the horizon and the herd starts acting up – get the bucket, they’re weeping hot pink tears.

They possess the same subtly-sweet taste, and signature iridescent shimmer, but we’re pretty sure this batch has strong aphrodisiacal properties.

We’ve bottled up this sensual spirit in a stupidly cute miniature that holds a hearty double measure – perfect for sharing with that special someone.

Misty Reins Unicorn Sneakers

giftguy — Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:39:22 +0000

A ThinkGeek exclusive, these navy blue fabric Misty Reins Unicorn Sneakers from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature a pair of white unicorns with multicolored, glittering manes. When worn, the unicorns face one another. Glittery pink, blue, and teal stars cascade down the side of the shoe. The insole is pink and purple and the sole is white rubber with a unique ice effect. Or possibly sugar glaze. We kinda like that better.

Edible Unicorn Poop Candy

giftguy — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 18:22:33 +0000

We don’t know how they do it, but our unicorns have managed to create the most sensational tropical flavors in these bite sized turds. This unique gag gift will leave even the most demanding poop gourmand satisifed and asking for more.

Jumbo Unicorn Meowchi

giftguy — Tue, 17 Oct 2017 18:00:07 +0000

The Jumbo Unicorn Meowchi is lavender. She’s dressed having a bright pink, mint, and purple mane and tail along with a minty horn. And her happy, sleepy visage is always able to encourage that you nap. Or possibly she’s meditating. It’s hard to tell with cats. No matter what, she’s going to make your day better. So close your eyes, hold your Jumbo Unicorn Meowchi tight, and smile as the rest of the world vanishes.

Canned Unicorn Meat

giftguy — Sun, 10 Sep 2017 18:06:35 +0000

Unicorns, inevitably, frolic worldwide, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they are going. What you don’t know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Having a cue in the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled as well as the living bone inside the horn loses density in the process similar to osteoporosis. The horn’s surface of keratin sets out to develop a flavor very like candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn in to the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. Were confident you can find a arena of bewilderment in every single mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat.

Unicorn Light Up Bath Plug

giftguy — Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:48:57 +0000

Unicorn Color Changing Light Up Bath Plug. Bathe in the soothing glow of a Unicorn. Lights up as soon as the belly hits the water. Cycle through a majestic rainbow of colors.

Heat Changing Unicorn Mug

giftguy — Thu, 20 Jul 2017 18:10:41 +0000

A cute Unicorn shaped mug with a 3d face and horn, just add hot water to see it magically change color. This is the perfect present for any Unicorn and tea lover. It’s made of high quality ceramic and holds a Capacity of approximately 10 fluid ounces of your favorite hot beverage. Not suitable for microwave and dishwasher use.

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Unicorn Mask

giftguy — Tue, 04 Jul 2017 21:27:50 +0000

Latex
31 centimeters wide
Realistic fur mane

Emoji Unicorn Power Bank

giftguy — Sat, 18 Mar 2017 17:31:07 +0000

Intelligent high-speed charging for all your devices. Buy it from eBay.