Star Wars Death Star Bedding

Some of the nicest people we know just aren’t morning people. They’re basically morning Sith. They can be great humanitarians and the best shoulder to cry on, but if you catch them before 10 a.m.? You’ll be sorry. To those perky people who insist that mornings are the best time of the day, we’d like to say one thing: if you’d approached me slowly and with coffee, I wouldn’t have had to Force Choke you.